Ticks and Other Pests

I'd Like to Check You for Ticks by Brad Paisley Every time you take a sip In this smokey atmosphere You press that bottle to your lips And I wish I was your beer And in the small there of your back Your jeans are playin' peek-a-boo I'd like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo Hey that gives me an idea lets get out of this bar Drive out into the country And find a place to park Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks I'd like to walk through a field of wildflowers And I'd like to check you for ticks I know the perfect little path Out in these woods I used to hunt Don't worry babe I've got your back And I've also got your front I'd hate to waste a night like this I'll keep you safe you wait and see The only thing allowed to crawl all over you When we get there is me You know every guy in here tonight Would like to take you home But I got way more class than them Babe that ain't what I want Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers And I'd like to check you for ticks Now ooohhh you never know where one might be And ooohhh there's lots of places that are hard to reach I'd like to see you out in the moonlight I'd like to kiss you baby way back in the sticks I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers And I'd like to check you for ticks Oh I'd sure like to check you for ticks Come on! I'm sure you are all wondering what religious connotations I get out of this song. I really like Brad Paisley. It might be that he is from WV, or that I like his wife, or that I can almost always understand what he is saying. I like him for certain because his songs are clever and often funny. The videos I have seen of his music are also quite humorous. But religion? Not on this song. I just got into a bunch of chiggers a couple of days ago, and thought it was an appropriate song. Too bad you can't check for those until it is too late, though Hubby has offered.